April 2013
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February 2013
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ohyousillypotato:
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
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sunteaflower:
I used to have a Polaroid camera, and my friend asked if she could use it to take a picture of herself. I’d forgotten that I’d already used the film, so when she took the picture out to look at her selfie it was a picture of my dog.
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vendemiaires:
adele wins an oscar
a distance scream is heard
she’s not even an actress leo cries
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jesscookie:
charile:
imagine a really small horse riding a regular sized horse
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teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
things that give me anxiety
being late
things i said five minutes ago
things i said five years ago
people touching me
being around a ton of people
being yelled at
wondering if people are talking about me
every action i do
and just about everything else
imperfectwriting:
smalldoll:
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
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“I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it....”
– Dave Grohl (via austinkleon) (via notso-darling)
Love what you love. Have no shame. (via accuratelyawesome)
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odair:
jonghung:
vagisodium:
gossipgran:
do guys put their penises in bagels
do you put breadsticks in your vagina
where do you think garlic bread comes from?
STOP RIGHT THERE
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Pitch Perfect - offensive and bland, but ooh...
danzorx:
plus: I like a capella, and even autotuned sugary a capella! So, that was really fun - makes me want to be in an a capella group :D
minus: It was sexist, racist, and offensive in other ways that I don’t know the ‘ism’ for. All of the characters were shallow, boring archetypes, except technically for the two lead females played by Anna Kendrick and Anna Camp. After a certain point I was...
So watched Pitch Perfect and I thought it was okay…
It was entertaining to watch, but I didn’t find the jokes that funny.
Also, I found the characterization of Cynthia Rose to be offensive. The film made it seem like her sexuality was the butt of a joke. It felt like her character was just made from a bunch of lesbian stereotypes.
The movie could have been seriously better.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
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Learn the difference!
charmedharris:
This is Regina:
This is Cora:
And this is what Lana Parrilla deserves:
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Pretty sure Klaus is going to drive up to the...
sweetklausoline: