liamdryden:

imagine being a Shellder in this scenario

imagine you’re just swimming around one day and you see something that looks pink and fleshy and appetising dip itself into your water

so you elect to take a bite, but OH SNAP it’s a Slowpoke tail

now you’re trapped as part of a symbiotic whole

you’re no longer a full Shellder

you’ll never grow up to be a Cloyster

you’ll never know life as anything else

do you even know life anymore?

are you still self-aware?

it’s hard to comprehend

especially when your entire brain is occupied by one single thought:

“SSSSSSLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWW…..”

roboticop:

close enough 

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Reblogged 1 week ago May-26-2012 12:15am

from deerlike (Originally posted by roboticop)

#pokemon 

smooshless:

biorobo:

angrypigeons:

moth fuzzzz. DON’T KNOW IF CUTE OR CREEPY

FUCK IT I’M JOINING IN

8ad8r8k:

OH MY GOD ITS ADORABLE

pokec0re:

Wooper don’t give a shit lol

ryancrobert:

Charmander literally has an OPEN FLAME SHOOTING OUT OF HIS TAIL RIGHT NOW.

Get your shit together Ash.

it’s like we’ve slowly watched him wake up from a nap throughout the years

smooshless:

Final Cubone (with super messy colouring… and lines) 

Y’all should come to the stream!

http://www.fullrestore.co.uk

jjustin:

GHOST TYPE

The naughtiest and most playful type! A highly mischevous person, you enjoy bending the rules a little so things can be more fun. Despite your big sense of humour, you do have a serious side to you- and the contrast can confuse people.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the kind who haunts old buildings or shrines to pull pranks on the visitors.
Ghost Moves that suit you are Astonish, Shadow Sneak and Confuse Ray.

Normal type

The sweetest and most friendly type! A highly affectionate person, you always love others before yourself- which means you often feel quite humble and modest. You are also very cuddlesome and people flock to you for comfort!
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the least violent of them all, and instead focus your power on healing and caring for other Pokemon.
Normal Moves that suit you are Heal Bell, Sweet Kiss and Helping Hand.

wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:

WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.

dryadalum:

party brock is in the house tonight