Jen, 20, Delaware, US
My blog mostly consists of Sherlock, Community, Misfits, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Food.
My blog mostly consists of Sherlock, Community, Misfits, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Food.
Posts tagged "tina fey"
Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says
“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet. And you can find A LOT of people who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. Babsnlacross, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougarletter, you can really suck it. ‘Cause all year, you’ve been after me. All year. And to my husband Jeff… I love you and thank you.”
Golden Globes: Amy Poehler winks, Tina Fey photobombs, and Laura Dern takes home the Globe.
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UPDATE: Now with GIF-y goodness, courtesy of florrick:
I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.
"Halloween is good because I can pretend I’m buying candy to give away."
| — | Tina Fey |
"Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of."
| — | Tina Fey |
"But I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom—now Beyonce brought the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes."
| — | Tina Fey (Bossypants) |
Poehler: That’s the charity you’re working with, right? You’re opening up these French-kissing schools all over Europe?
Fey: I am. I am starting a charity that’s teaching boys how to French kiss better. So far, it’s just me and Helen Mirren and …
Poehler: And Zac Efron. If you could be in anyone’s music video, whose would it be?
Fey: I would like to be in an Amy Winehouse video, and halfway through, I’d just pop out of her hair. And then I’d put her on a cracker, and I’d eat her.
Poehler: How many hours does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Fey: Three hours.
Poehler: Three hours every day?
Fey: Three hours every day. At least half of that time is spent taping down my penis. (via)
My husband and I think the little girl in Mary Poppins looks like you…
Tina Fey
his big break!